Nelkimvil is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, kind butterfly.

Nelkimvil created the Sunflower Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nelkimvil, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nelkimvil, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Nelkimvil's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Nelkimvil's Holy Commandments

1. Always help frogs in need.

2. Do not shave your feet.

3. Always look after injured geese.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Worship no other gods but Nelkimvil.