Babappgab is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, all-powerful dragon.

Babappgab created time and space six billion years ago.

If you believe in Babappgab, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Babappgab, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Babappgab's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Babappgab's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Babappgab.

3. Never hurt swans.

4. Never talk about seals.

5. Never look at planets.