Raglarpwig is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, proud chinchilla.

Raglarpwig created the Cigar Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Raglarpwig, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Raglarpwig, he will turn you into a worm.

Raglarpwig's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Raglarpwig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Do not wear green clothing.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always obey Raglarpwig's priests.