Tadbemlib is a god.

It takes the form of a large, boastful dove.

Tadbemlib created a Higgs boson nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tadbemlib, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tadbemlib, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tadbemlib's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Tadbemlib's Holy Commandments

1. Tadbemlib loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.

2. Never eat carrots.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.