Sinkaming is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, benevolent hydra.

Sinkaming created dark matter two years ago.

If you believe in Sinkaming, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sinkaming, it will try to impress you with trees.

Sinkaming's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Sinkaming's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Run away if eight birds approach from the east.

4. Never go into black rooms.

5. Pray towards the west.