Linripjamgep is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, irritating monkey.

Linripjamgep created time and space six billion years ago.

If you believe in Linripjamgep, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Linripjamgep, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Linripjamgep's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Linripjamgep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not commit murder.