Begvangem Sabquill is a god.

He takes the form of a large, all-powerful hummingbird.

Begvangem Sabquill created Asia four billion years ago.

If you believe in Begvangem Sabquill, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Begvangem Sabquill, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Begvangem Sabquill's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Begvangem Sabquill's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never look in ponds.