Dibsigsastentombestgupstig is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, blissful hamster.

Dibsigsastentombestgupstig created a Higgs boson nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dibsigsastentombestgupstig, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dibsigsastentombestgupstig, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Dibsigsastentombestgupstig's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Dibsigsastentombestgupstig's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.

2. Never skip near horses.

3. Never think ill of sick snakes.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.