Logflab is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, unselfish fly.

Logflab created oxygen seven million years ago.

If you believe in Logflab, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Logflab, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Logflab's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Logflab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not speak about cucumbers.

4. Always help gulls in need.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.