Botmidfad is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, temperamental hamster.

Botmidfad created a strange quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Botmidfad, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Botmidfad, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Botmidfad's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Botmidfad's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.