Badhivdag is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, astonishing snail.

Badhivdag created a Higgs boson two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Badhivdag, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Badhivdag, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Badhivdag's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Badhivdag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Badhivdag.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.