Yoksaslop Bunflamgum is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, narcissistic bird.

Yoksaslop Bunflamgum created the planet Venus two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yoksaslop Bunflamgum, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Yoksaslop Bunflamgum, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Yoksaslop Bunflamgum's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Yoksaslop Bunflamgum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Respect your elders.