Besspoghen is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, impressive skunk.

Besspoghen created tapeworms four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Besspoghen, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Besspoghen, it will think nothing of it.

Besspoghen's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Besspoghen's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Besspoghen must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always obey Besspoghen's priests.