Dampadfig Vablamlab is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, omniscient hyena.

Dampadfig Vablamlab created the Sunflower Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dampadfig Vablamlab, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Dampadfig Vablamlab, she will turn you into a frog.

Dampadfig Vablamlab's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Dampadfig Vablamlab's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at black holes.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Always help sick rats.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.