Nutfomgen is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, confident mongoose.

Nutfomgen created matter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Nutfomgen, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nutfomgen, it will be very sad.

Nutfomgen's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Nutfomgen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Always help sick badgers.

5. Never talk about gravity.