Vigshavpingut is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, merciful dragon.

Vigshavpingut created viruses four million years ago.

If you believe in Vigshavpingut, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Vigshavpingut, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Vigshavpingut's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Vigshavpingut's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not dye your hair green.

3. Erect a large iron sculpture of Vigshavpingut on top of all buildings.

4. Vigshavpingut loves bats, so they must be respected.

5. Never pour water over plants.