Buspasbed is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, caring rhinoceros.

Buspasbed created the Large Magellanic Cloud four years ago.

If you believe in Buspasbed, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Buspasbed, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Buspasbed's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Buspasbed's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Buspasbed.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.