Kabdabwon is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unsympathetic guinea pig.

Kabdabwon created an electron nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kabdabwon, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Kabdabwon, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Kabdabwon's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Kabdabwon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

2. You must never eat cucumbers.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Do not wear lead on your body.

5. Never go into green rooms.