Fobort is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, moody salamander.

Fobort created the Sunflower Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fobort, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fobort, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fobort's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Fobort's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Fobort three times a day.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Never paint your chest orange.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not cook food in pots.