Talfithom is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, charitable elephant.

Talfithom created everything that exists eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Talfithom, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Talfithom, she will manifest in front of you.

Talfithom's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Talfithom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce in public.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Always look after injured doves.

4. Never think ill of sick porpoises.

5. Never think about cell theory.