Legxucbass is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, temperamental troll.

Legxucbass created an atom two years ago.

If you believe in Legxucbass, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Legxucbass, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Legxucbass' most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Legxucbass' Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. Never talk about voles.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Run away if three snails approach from the east.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Legxucbass.