Artcubsaw is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, charitable crane.

Artcubsaw created dark energy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Artcubsaw, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Artcubsaw, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Artcubsaw's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Artcubsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never talk about pigs.

3. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Artcubsaw on top of all buildings.

4. You must love Artcubsaw.

5. Do not commit murder.