Flatarmweefag is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, narcissistic cat.

Flatarmweefag created everything that exists two million years ago.

If you believe in Flatarmweefag, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Flatarmweefag, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Flatarmweefag's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Flatarmweefag's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never think ill of sick turtles.

4. Put Flatarmweefag first in all things.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.