Bastvegvol Hasbusgam is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, cheerful chicken.

Bastvegvol Hasbusgam created light two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bastvegvol Hasbusgam, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bastvegvol Hasbusgam, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Bastvegvol Hasbusgam's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Bastvegvol Hasbusgam's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed gooseberries to great tits while wearing purple hats.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always wear mauve.

4. Never skip near foxes.

5. Never talk about fire.