Bophogweg is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, ruthless deer.

Bophogweg created a down quark four years ago.

If you believe in Bophogweg, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bophogweg, he will try to impress you with trees.

Bophogweg's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Bophogweg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Run away if three squirrels approach from the east.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Worship no other gods but Bophogweg.