Bemgodvon Citmindambog is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, selfish dugong.

Bemgodvon Citmindambog created Mount Everest five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bemgodvon Citmindambog, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bemgodvon Citmindambog, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Bemgodvon Citmindambog's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Bemgodvon Citmindambog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

2. Do not dye your hair red.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.