Dobbelltof is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, selfish gnu.

Dobbelltof created the Whirlpool Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dobbelltof, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dobbelltof, she will be mildly annoyed.

Dobbelltof's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Dobbelltof's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about galaxies.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always obey Dobbelltof's priests.

5. Do not listen to music.