Flysaslarn is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, vain dragon.

Flysaslarn created humanity three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flysaslarn, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Flysaslarn, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Flysaslarn's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Flysaslarn's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight nickel sculptures of Flysaslarn on top of important buildings.

2. Never write about cell theory.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Flysaslarn.

5. Never feed nuts to mice while wearing brown tights.