Nabnilldothivtap is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, duplicitous troll.

Nabnilldothivtap created a photon eight million years ago.

If you believe in Nabnilldothivtap, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nabnilldothivtap, she will come to you in dreams.

Nabnilldothivtap's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Nabnilldothivtap's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not speak about wheat.