Hunsadpak is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unselfish deer.

Hunsadpak created the Milkyway two million years ago.

If you believe in Hunsadpak, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hunsadpak, it will be very sad.

Hunsadpak's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Hunsadpak's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Hunsadpak.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Do not hurt capybaras.