Sakkarbest is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, witty deer.

Sakkarbest created an up quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sakkarbest, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Sakkarbest, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Sakkarbest's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Sakkarbest's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never eat bread.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not kill rats.