Nillkimfun is a god.

She takes the form of a large, boastful hedgehog.

Nillkimfun created the Virgo Supercluster three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nillkimfun, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nillkimfun, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Nillkimfun's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Nillkimfun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill geese.

2. Always treat dogs with great respect.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never eat limes.

5. Hide if three grasshopers approach from the south.