Xemjansaw Renripfum is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, able bird.

Xemjansaw Renripfum created parasitic wasps three billion years ago.

If you believe in Xemjansaw Renripfum, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Xemjansaw Renripfum, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Xemjansaw Renripfum's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Xemjansaw Renripfum's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three silver sculptures of Xemjansaw Renripfum on top of important buildings.

2. Always help sick snails.

3. You must never eat lentils.

4. Always help tapirs.

5. Never think ill of sick frogs.