Rowtabquill is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, uncaring lobster.

Rowtabquill created parasitic wasps six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rowtabquill, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Rowtabquill, it will make you grow a tail.

Rowtabquill's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Rowtabquill's Holy Commandments

1. Always help eagles in need.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate manatees.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not wear copper on your body.