Linfoss is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, confident jellyfish.

Linfoss created Europe four million years ago.

If you believe in Linfoss, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Linfoss, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Linfoss' most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Linfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not shave your face.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.