Narquillhub is a god.

He takes the form of a small, blissful goat.

Narquillhub created the Large Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narquillhub, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Narquillhub, he will not care at all.

Narquillhub's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Narquillhub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about apples.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not kill badgers.

5. Never wear red stockings.