Nulbopdim Lantonksak is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, clever monkey.

Nulbopdim Lantonksak created the solar system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nulbopdim Lantonksak, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nulbopdim Lantonksak, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Nulbopdim Lantonksak's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Nulbopdim Lantonksak's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. You must pray to Nulbopdim Lantonksak seven times a day.

3. Never paint your feet blue.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not chop down trees.