Bepzedbass is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, sage spider.

Bepzedbass created Africa four years ago.

If you believe in Bepzedbass, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bepzedbass, she will try to impress you with trees.

Bepzedbass' most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Bepzedbass' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always help grasshopers in need.

4. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.