Lograt is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, compassionate butterfly.

Lograt created an atom nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lograt, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Lograt, he will boil you in a big pot.

Lograt's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Lograt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Erect eight zinc sculptures of Lograt on top of important buildings.