Gar is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, moody lizard.

Gar created the Tadpole Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Gar, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gar, he will turn you into a worm.

Gar's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Gar's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.

2. Run away from yellow ants, for they are unholy.

3. Do not take Gar's name in vain.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not kill gulls.