Xinwipflying is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, selfish mink.

Xinwipflying created everything that exists seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xinwipflying, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Xinwipflying, he will turn you into a mouse.

Xinwipflying's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Xinwipflying's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry dolphins.

2. Never think ill of sick doves.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.