Tanwittit is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, moody pigeon.

Tanwittit created the Milkyway six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tanwittit, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Tanwittit, she will destroy your favourite star.

Tanwittit's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Tanwittit's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your hands green.

2. Do not eat spinach.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tanwittit.

5. Never go into violet rooms.