Pangstikyok is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, able penguin.

Pangstikyok created matter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pangstikyok, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Pangstikyok, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Pangstikyok's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Pangstikyok's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry manatees.

2. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not wear orange clothing.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Never play with disobedient children.