Hudfubbarn is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, cheerful wasp.

Hudfubbarn created snails six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudfubbarn, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Hudfubbarn, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Hudfubbarn's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Hudfubbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your back.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.