Sanjabdod is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, ruthless octopus.

Sanjabdod created the universe four billion years ago.

If you believe in Sanjabdod, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sanjabdod, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Sanjabdod's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Sanjabdod's Holy Commandments

1. Put Sanjabdod first in all things.

2. You must never eat bananas.

3. Do not wear orange clothing.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.

5. Never talk about sharks.