Babbemgov is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, emotional dove.

Babbemgov created life four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Babbemgov, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Babbemgov, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Babbemgov's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Babbemgov's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention dolphins.

2. Always obey Babbemgov's priests.

3. Never go into yellow rooms.

4. Never wear kilts.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.