Larngonduss is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, astonishing giraffe.

Larngonduss created the solar system nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Larngonduss, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Larngonduss, he will turn you into a mouse.

Larngonduss' most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Larngonduss' Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Larngonduss.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

5. Do not kill monkeys.