Riprakwit is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, able manatee.

Riprakwit created a down quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Riprakwit, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Riprakwit, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Riprakwit's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Riprakwit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Fast once a month.