Dubneldon is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, overgenerous naga.

Dubneldon created matter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dubneldon, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dubneldon, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Dubneldon's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Dubneldon's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never talk about otters.

3. Always look after injured eagles.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.