Sidrilhug is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, cheerful chinchilla.

Sidrilhug created the universe four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidrilhug, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sidrilhug, she will try to impress you with trees.

Sidrilhug's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Sidrilhug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill voles.

2. Sidrilhug loves birds, so they must be respected.

3. Do not dye your hair yellow.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not wear magenta clothing.